“I got chapped lips.“
Is this real?
The ER.
Not seen on T.V.
“I got chapped lips.
I can’t even sip
my latte.“
Vitals normal.
Oral peel.
Nothing else.
“I got chapped lips.
It burned when eating fish and chips,
yesterday.”
30 minute waiting room.
35 minute for see the doc.
20 minutes discharge papers.
“I got chapped lips.
It’s the apocalypse.”
A grown (old) woman.
Regular doc is full.
After work.
“I got chapped lips and
I need—“
No scripts.
You’ve just got chapped lips.
Go home.